Friday 2 December 2022

The Family Tree Mystery by Peter Bartram - Blog Tour Review

 


Today on Life of a Nerdish Mum I am excited to be sharing my review of Peter Bartram's latest Colin Crampton mystery. I also get to share a juicy extract to tempt you in more! A big thank you to Peter for wanting me along on this tour and Anne of Ranom Things Tours as always. 

The Family Tree Mystery 

Brighton crime reporter Colin Crampton gets on the trail of a big story when Hobart Birtwhistle, a distant relative of feisty model Shirley Goldsmith, is mysteriously murdered.

Colin and Shirley team up to investigate the case. Spiky history don, Victoria Nettlebed, suggests the mystery may lie a century earlier in the life of an Australian gold prospector… and the death of his partner.

But does Nettlebed know more than she’s telling? And why did cockney metals trader Lionel Bruce meet Birtwhistle days before his death?

Shirley wants Colin to track down her long-lost relatives. But more murders bring the threat closer to home. The pair tangle with London East End gangsters, an eccentric Scottish lord, and a team of women cricketers in their hunt for the truth.

There are laughs alongside the action as Colin and Shirley uncover the shocking secrets of the family tree. And Shirley has one last surprise for Colin.

My Review

I always look forward to picking up a Colin Crampton mystery, Peter's writing is so warm and inviting that it makes me feel like my best friend is telling me a really interesting story. The setting of the 60's, as I have said before and will say again is a character all by itself. It's not in your face, but it's so natural and it doesn't feel forced when people use things that were normal in that era. Solving mysteries took skill, patience and time, there was no nipping on google or sending a quick email. Agood phone voice was definitely an asset.

Colin and Shirley are so cute and I really enjoy their relationship as it evolves through the story an across the books. Shirley is so strong and independant, but she needs Colin in her own way. Colin, always the awkward charmer will do anything for her. Maybe the mysteries should now be Crampton and Goldsmith mysteries? The additional characters in The Family Tree Mystery all have wonderfully wacky, but realistic names as always and their character development is on point, even when they are only smaller supporting characters. 

The plot and murders are done with the usual class and don't take away from the cosy tone of the story. It had me guessing a long time with the clever writing. The final plot reveal made me squeal so loud. Long time readers of the Crampton mysteries will be very, very happy! 

I fully loved reading Peter Bartram's newest mystery and as always I will eagerly wait in anticipation for the next in the series! 

I gave this book a big 5 stars.

Sneaky Extract

Brighton crime reporter Colin Crampton has had one of those
days. First, one of his girlfriend’s relatives was murdered.
Then his news editor has been on his back for more scoops.
And, finally, when he arrives back at his lodgings, his
landlady, Beatrice “the Widow” Gribble, wants a big favour.
Now read on…

It was almost midnight by the time I arrived back at my
lodgings.
I had a suite of rooms on the top floor of a house in
Regency Square. “Suite” sounds a bit posh. There was a small
sitting room with squeaky floorboards. There was a bathroom
where the cold tap dripped. And there was a bedroom tucked
under the eaves, where I lie awake at night listening to the
seagulls scrabbling around on the roof.
The place was presided over by Mrs Beatrice Gribble, known
to her tenants (behind her back) as the Widow. Her husband
Hector had expired, probably from boredom, a few years
earlier. There was a photo of him on the mantelpiece in the
Widow’s parlour. He looked like he wanted nothing so much as
the earth to swallow him up.
After Hector’s death, the Widow was faced with keeping a
five-storey house going without any income. So reluctantly,
she turned to the landlady game. She got her own back by
making her tenants’ lives a constant battle for sanity – not
least in my case.
I inserted my key in the lock and turned it silently. As I
opened the front door, I applied a well-practised upward force
to the handle to stop the hinges creaking. I closed the door
behind me and crept towards the stairs.
I had my foot on the first tread when the Widow shot out of
her parlour. She was wearing a royal-blue quilted dressing
gown that came down to her ankles and pink pom-pom slippers.
She’d put her hair in curlers under some sort of net
arrangement. She’d smothered white cream on her face so she
looked like the lead in The Ghost and Mrs Muir. On second
thoughts, perhaps not. In the film, the ghost was played by
Rex Harrison wearing a full beard. The Widow only had a thin
moustache along her upper lip.
She said in the ingratiating tone she usually saved for
titled ladies and bank managers: “Mr Crampton, you’re a man of
the world.”
I said: “Actually, I’m an alien from Mars and I’m just
going back to my mother ship to sleep.”
The Widow’s face cracked into what may have been a smile.
“You know I don’t have aliens here. Or travelling salesmen.”
“I thought we were missing something good.”
“Can you spare a minute?”
“As days on Mars are thirty-nine minutes longer than Earth,
I suppose I might manage one.”
It was usually quicker to let the Widow have her say.
The Widow said: “My cousin Christine in Solihull has passed
on.”
“You’d told me before she was moving to Cleethorpes.”
“She’s been called to a higher place.”
“Skegness?”
“Mr Crampton, Christine is dead.”
“She’ll have to cancel the Cleethorpes move, then.”
“And now there are arguments about who should inherit her
portrait of Lady Amelia Fogge? It’s by that artist who sounds
as though he was in the army. Corporal, was it?”
“Do you mean Sargent?”
“Yes, I think he was the brush twiddler.”
John Singer Sargent was more than a brush twiddler. He’d
been a top player in the paint-your-portrait game. Everybody
who was anybody in Edwardian society at the turn of the
century had their ugly mug slapped on a canvas by Sargent in
his finest oils. Now he was long dead, a decent portrait by
him could easily sell for twenty or thirty thousand pounds. No
wonder the Widow wanted to get her grubby fingers on it.
I said: “Surely, Christine’s will sets out who gets the
picture.”
“She didn’t have a will.”
“She died intestate?”
“No, in a nursing home.”
“If there’s no will, her goods and chattels go to her next
of kin. Is that you?”
“It could be.”
“What relation were you to Christine?”
“Sort of a cousin.”
“What sort?”
“The sort that couldn’t stand her. She always had her nose
stuck in the air. The type that thinks she’s better than
anyone else.”
“You didn’t like her but you want her picture,” I said.
“Isn’t that just a teensy-weensy bit hypocritical?”
“I didn’t say I didn’t like the picture.”
I shrugged. “Well, I can’t see why you need my help.”
“Because Christine kept the picture in a vault. A bank
vault. I rang up the bank manager today, but he wouldn’t let
me have it. I want you to write him a letter. On my behalf.”
“Much better you do it yourself.”
“I wouldn’t know what to say – how to put it right. You
have a way with words.”
The Widow gave me a big blousy wink. “There’d be something
in it for you,” she said. “That new rug for your bedroom
you’ve been going on about.”
I staged a long yawn to show how unimpressed I was. “I’ll
think about it,” I said.
I powered up the stairs. Behind me, I heard the Widow slam
the door to her parlour.

* The Family Tree Mystery, book 7 in the Deadline Murder
series, by Peter Bartram, is available as a paperback (£8.99)
or e-book for Kindle (£2.99 until 31 December, then £4.99)
from: https://mybook.to/the-family-tree-mystery-kindle

About the Author


Peter Bartram brings years of experience as a journalist to his Crampton of the Chronicle crime
mystery series. His novels are fast-paced and humorous - the action is matched by the laughs.
The books feature a host of colourful characters as befits stories set in Brighton, one of Britain's
most trend-setting towns.
You can download Murder in Capital Letters, a free book in the series, for your Kindle from
www.colincrampton.com 
Peter began his career as a reporter on a local weekly newspaper before editing newspapers and
magazines in London, England and, finally, becoming freelance. He has done most things in
journalism from door-stepping for quotes to writing serious editorials. He’s pursued stories in
locations as diverse as 700-feet down a coal mine and a courtier’s chambers at Buckingham
Palace. Peter is a member of the Society of Authors and the Crime Writers Association.
Follow Peter on Facebook at http://www.facebook.com/peterbartramauthor 

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Thursday 14 April 2022

The Rabbit Factor by Antti Tuomainen - Blog Tour Review

 


Today on Life Of A Nerdish Mum I'm so happy to be back in the warm embrace of an Orenda Books and Random Things book tour! 

I am kicking off the tour for The Rabbit Factor by Antti Tuomainen with my review. 

The Rabbit Factor

An insurance mathematician’s carefully ordered life is turned on its head when he unexpectedly loses his job and inherits an adventure park … with a whole host of problems. A quirky, tense and warmly funny thriller from award-winning Finnish author Antti Tuomainen.

What makes life perfect? Insurance mathematician Henri Koskinen knows the answer because he calculates everything down to the very last decimal.

And then, for the first time, Henri is faced with the incalculable. After suddenly losing his job, Henri inherits an adventure park from his brother – its peculiar employees and troubling financial problems included. The worst of the financial issues appear to originate from big loans taken from criminal quarters … and some dangerous men are very keen to get their money back.

But what Henri really can’t compute is love. In the adventure park, Henri crosses paths with Laura, an artist with a chequered past, and a joie de vivre and erratic lifestyle that bewilders him. As the criminals go to extreme lengths to collect their debts and as Henri's relationship with Laura deepens, he finds himself faced with situations and emotions that simply cannot be pinned down on his spreadsheets…


My Review 

Going in to reading The Rabbit Factor I already knew that I would enjoy the writing style as I have read and enjoy Antti Tuomainen's writing before. It didn't disappoint and his clever sense of humour shone through this smoothly written book. 

As there is a mystery to the story, I won't be talking too much about the plot line. However I would be remiss if I didn't mention how incredibly well woven the tale was and the pacing of the writing matched what was happening during each chapter. It wasn't a heart pounding race to the end, and that really worked with developing the character of Henri and the background of the adventure park (not amusement park). 

Henri is truly wonderful and I found very likeable. The way he tries to deal with things so logically and that while it occasionally works, he shows so much growth throughout the book and develops a wider range of methods. He shows both through his dealing with out of the box situations and a romance that he's not what anyone, including himself, would expect. 

Overall an absolute pleasure to read and I'll definitely be continuing to read anything by Antti Tuomainen. I gave this book five stars. 

About The Author 


Finnish Antti Tuomainen was an award-winning copywriter when he made his
literary debut in 2007 as a suspense author Iin 2013, the Finnish press crowned
Tuomainen the ‘King of Helsinki Noir’ when Dark as My Heart was published.
With a piercing and evocative style, Tuomainen was one of the first to challenge
the Scandinavian crime genre formula, and his poignant, dark and hilarious The
Man Who Died became an international bestseller, shortlisting for the Petrona
and Last Laugh Awards. Palm Beach Finland was an immense success, with
Marcel Berlins (The Times) calling Tuomainen ‘the funniest writer in Europe’. His
latest thriller, Little Siberia, was shortlisted for the CWA International Dagger, the
Amazon Publishing/Capital Crime Awards and the CrimeFest Last Laugh Award,
and won the Petrona Award for Best Scandinavian Crime Novel of the Year.

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Saturday 2 April 2022

A Very Alice Easter

 


Blackburn BID are hosting an Easter Wonderland Adventure and today kicked off the Easter and half term activities in the town centre.

The themed trails are always a huge hit with the kids and this Alice in Wonderland trail was most definitely one of the best ones we've been to. Because it was the first day, there were characters around who you could meet and intereact with. They also gave special words as clues to complete a phrase in the trail booklet. When this was completed, the kids both got an easter lolly for getting it right. 

We decided to visit all the characters first before going on the decorated egg hunt, the characters we met were...

Alice


We met Alice first and she was absolutely wonderful. She was in the Mall and was having a round of pin the smile on the Cheshire Cat with the kids. Thea put her smile on almost perfectly and Tristan made it look like it was wearing a hat. 

The Mad Hatter

We found the Mad Hatter down a rabbit hole in Mad Hatters Cupcakes and Tearooms. He was as mad as a box of frogs and had riddles for the kids to solve. Thea wasn't a big fan and left, but came back with the added bravery of a marshmellow lolly. Tristan thought he was brilliant and solved his riddle to get the word clue. 

The Queen of Hearts


My favourite character and costume! The Queen was outside of the cathedral and the kids managed to have a game of croquet with her without losing either of their heads! 

The King of Hearts


The King of Hearts was avoiding his wife and hiding out in Geek Retreat. He was busy playing memory games. I absolutely loved the giant cards and the kids were so happy finding pairs. 

The White Rabbit 



The White Rabbit was celebrating one of their many Un-Birthdays in the market. Thea decided she had a lot of Un-Birthdays too and both kids managed to solve the riddle for our last word clue. 

Once we'd met all the characters, we stopped for a bit of dinner and then went on the easter egg hunt. There are 9 eggs hidden around the town centre that have all been decorated by local schools. Each one has information about it and the answers to the questions in the trail booklet. Tristan's favourite thing to do is a treasure hunt/trail, so he was really happy using the map to figure out where all the eggs were. I got confused by the map and used the list of places instead! 


The egg hunt is on till the 16th of April and there's a chance to win £100 in vouchers if you fill in the trail booklet questions and hand back in at the Ask Me point in the Mall. There are also activites on daily which all look really fun, so I'm sure we'll be back another day to check them out.



The Family Tree Mystery by Peter Bartram - Blog Tour Review

  Today on Life of a Nerdish Mum I am excited to be sharing my review of Peter Bartram's latest Colin Crampton mystery. I also get to sh...